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Awesome. Great closing line. I don’t think it’s necessary here at Acticons to go over the ways in which Senator Boxer was just a pompous snob, nor to point out the fact that the General, who no doubt worked hard to get where he is, is called sir by his subordinates, just as female officers in the military are called ma’am. There’s no reason to point that out. Not when you could be out donating to DeVore’s campaign.

We good? Good. Now go add your tweets to the #Boxertude hashtag, you speck of a peon in Babs’ shadow!

Update: Moe Lane points out two very interesting facts involving eye-patches and wet mice sacks.

Going to try and revive this.

• From AmSpec’s Washington Prowler: ACORN, AmeriCorps, Michelle and Walpin; Vice City.
• From Hot Air: (Almost) All The News That’s Fit To Print
• From DailyDose: Shocker! Press Gives Ziegler Short Shrift
• FINALLY: Piece of Work In Progress launches, run by hilarious Twitterer @Vermontaigne.
• From Hot Air: Glenn Beck asks Walpin to bring the crazy!!
• DIGG THIS From The New York Post: Yeah dodging doesn’t work buddy. Silence is consent.
• From DailyDose Slate’s Jack Shafer to Twitter: You are a stupidface!

Taking the Pulse of the VRWC. (cough. tagline is still in beta)

• From ActiCons.com: Barack Obama Is Neverending Source of Youtubery. (that’s like tomfoolery 2.0).
• From Moe Lane: Biden Would Like You To Think He’s a Blue Collar Whopper Kind of Guy. Too Bad He Doesn’t Mean the Burger.
• From Jules Crittenden: Journolist? What Journolist? Journolist? What Journolist? (Repeat 200 Times)
• From AOL’s Political Machine: White House Has Trouble Counting Body Parts .. Says Gibbs “I Don’t Believe In Last Week. It’s a Figment, a Series of Tubes!”
• From Hot Air: Blonde Chick Writes in Cheerleader-speak, Lands Six-Figure Book Deal (note from Caleb: I’d wager money the words “like, you know?” or maybe “Seriously!” are in the forward [if not the title])
• From Many Faces of Barack: Code Pink Heckles Larry Summers. (… but I’m crying on the inside.)
• From Johnny Dollar: (Caleb: I have nothing cute to say. Just read this devastating takedown of a left-meme. Classic Johnny Dollar.)

Introducing the Daily Pulse, an evening roundup of important news from or for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

From Political Machine:

• White House Attempts Sleight of Hand, Gets Busted by Mark Impomeni.
• Strident, Shrill Liberals Suffer Mr. Rogers Breakdown: Humorless Daily Kos Misses Joke

From Redstate:

• Olbermann Has Difficult Time Grasping Difficult Concepts. Handy Guide For Keith: Water … wet. Bears … in the woods. Federal Government … sovereignly immune … Next Week’s Guide: Google for Dummies.
• TobyToons: Proof of American Arrogance

From Around the Web:

• Don Surber: This is not a savagely clever article by Don Surber
• Midnight Blue: Skye attends Tea Party – Video and Photos.
• Daily Dose: DailyKos says step out of line and we’ll cut ya.

As this is the debut of the feature, I’m keeping it brief today. Suggestions should be submitted to ActivistPrime at ActiCons.com